Confined to my base thanks to poorly-painted car parks
Woe is me – I have become historical, all because of men with white paint.
When they were dabbing their paint brushes up and down did they ever give me a thought?
No, they did not and look what it has led to... me confined to my base and thousands of people in Exeter with no cheery dustcart to wave to. Oh what a pickle!
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Apparently, according to Miss Fiona, I am not historical but hysterical and I must calm down.
How can I calm down when I see Miss Sally driving off for an important meeting in a plain old van with no personality to speak of? It doesn't even have a nose, never mind twinkly eyes!
The trouble is the size of parking spaces.
According to Miss Sally I am not a standard size (of course not, I'm special), and therefore not every parking space can accommodate me.
That is the fault of the chaps painting the white lines – they didn't paint them far enough apart.
But what about my public who love to see me tootling around?
Phew! Miss Sally has assured me I am her favourite and will be driving her most of the time. Hurrah!
Bye for now,